shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds






taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

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audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you



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